The ‘Woz tics’ are a friendly community of human-like aliens (tic’s) who live a peaceful existence on a very small undiscovered planet located in a distant galaxy millions of light years away from earth. Their planet is called ‘Woz’ hence their name the ‘Woz tics’.
The tic’s all look identical (elongated egg shaped) and have no real identity apart from male/female and boy/girl. All their eyes are blue and they have no ears or nose, but can hear and smell with no problem. None of them have hair and all have 3 toes, 3 fingers and a thumb. Their language is gibberish sounding but all understand each other. They all wear the same style robes and caps (males in blue and white - females pink and white). An adult tic is 3.7 feet tall and a child tic is 2.75 feet tall. They all live in a small area on the planet called ‘Woz Town’. This planet has a similar atmosphere to earth but the town was very gloomy with drab buildings, no trees and no grass ...that was until a time traveling tic from the future mysteriously appeared ...his name was Fudo Futuristic and his plan was to transform their town into a ‘Woz tics’ paradise giving them a better, more interesting, meaningful life.
To do this he needed help, so called in 3 more tic’s from the future ...Ludwig Lunatic, Larry Logistic and Olly Optic. Between them they created a laboratory in which they collected data from earth in the form of radio and tv signals via a wormhole discovered by Fudo. With this information, and new knowledge, they transformed the dull gloomy town into a lush, green tropical paradise. The excited ‘Woz tics’ started to plan and build their own homes, schools, shops, etc, eventually turning their whole town into a wonderful bustling, exciting place to live.
The next job for the intrepid time travelers was to invent and build a transformation chamber that would give some carefully selected ‘Woz tics’ a human appearance and their own unique personality. But in their excitement the first attempt was very rushed as the chamber was nowhere near ready ...it was a total disaster, turning the volunteer tic into a Frankenstein type mutant ...it seemed the chamber had a genetic malfunction. This tic was not happy at all and he destroyed the whole lab and chamber to prevent it happening again.
Luckily, this unfortunate tic turned out to be very intelligent and friendly ...they named him Gunther Genetic and then was made part of the lab team. With the help of the others, they rebuilt the lab and chamber, correcting mistakes made from the first disastrous attempt. This time there was no room for error.
The chamber was now ready for phase 2 testing, so they brought in the next volunteer tic ...this time a female. First they needed to perform a body scan before the transformation took place. This extracts data from the tic to determine which human personalities and traits they have. The scan results for this particular tic showed she would make a fantastic beauty consultant and hairdresser. The lab team were very tense, as well as excited, during the countdown to the transformation ...3, 2, 1 ...the sequence began ...and then ...success ...she was transformed into a very pretty beauty consultant/hairdresser complete with the indepth knowledge to start working successfully in her given trade. She loved her new look and was really excited about her new trade.
Fudo’s plan had finally come together and the team were extremely happy! Now it was time to start selecting the potential tic’s that would be suitable for the big change over. So interviews, tests and body scans took place over many weeks and eventually 71 tic’s were chosen and ready to be transformed.
Soon the lab was bulging at the seams with many weird and wonderful characters from various countries and diverse cultures that are found on planet earth. There were a multi-cultural mix of characters ...English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, French, German, Polish, Norwegian, American, Spanish, Italian, Swedish, Russian, Australian, Greek, Romanian, African, Japanese, Turkish, Indian, Jamaican. They all speak English but with an accent related to their nationality. So, finally in total, (including 4 from the future and the 1 friendly 'genetic error') there were 76 unique Woz tic's
Due to the ‘Woz tics’ being a very methodical and complicated species, all the transformed tic’s were given second names with words that related to their new personalities and trades etc. But also, as they are tic’s, all the second names they are given must end in the word ‘tic’.
For example, the newly transformed beauty consultant second name given to her was ‘Cosmetic’ . Also they decided that all their first names must start with the same letter as their second name ...plus be from the country of the nationality they have become.... she was English and was give the full name Carly Cosmetic. In all storylines they would all be referred to by their first name.
The newly transformed tic’s started to populate Woz Town. Some were good, some were bad, but all were extremely hilarious.
...But that’s a whole new story ...and due to the variety of characters the scope for many, many humorous storylines is endless!
The ‘Woz tics’ are funny, emotional, controversial and hilarious, providing hysterical, unmissable entertainment for kids of all ages.
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